Sometimes I need a megaphone

My kids are screamers. It's all they do lately. They scream at each other, me, the neighbor's idiot dog, my sisters, their cousins. I'm in the market for a megaphone or one of those really annoying horns they use at football games. I just want to scare them a little and shut them up a lot. Kids are loud. My ears are tired.

While I was having my 'holy crap you kids are damn loud' meltdown I found this...




SHUT THE FRONT DOOR! Genius. Now, does anyone have a real megaphone I could borrow?
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2 comments:

Carina said...

I'd like to thank those years of learning theater projection because I can be louder than ANYONE ELSE IN THE HOUSE when I want to be.

Kalli said...

I get crazy, it's not something I'm proud of.